July 2011
19 posts
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight. I’m just updating my status whilst I’m waiting for the kettle to boil #joke
oh bugger, why is there water still coming out of the ceiling 4 hours after the kids showered. Not today… please…
Kay Burley backed into a corner and fails to apologies. LMAO http://bit.ly/ncosTm #kayburley
Where is the sun ??? 17deg but feels freezing out there…
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction. #joke
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction. #joke
“The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death” #joke
RT @ChrisPirillo: Google+ sucks. Do you want to know why? http://bit.ly/o5boUS #g+ #google
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when people try to cheer you up with half-assed clichés, kick em’ in the nuts.
I’d like to thank the miserable s**t that roofied my son last night, stole his money, his phone and bundled him into a ditch and left him
RT @London_Law_Firm: We are co-ordinating “News of the World Employee Interest Group”. Please get in touch. Please RT! #NoTW
Yey !! F1 started on the red button… Silverstone … looks a tadge wet and cold…
RT @sarahholtf1: Morning! First practice at the British Grand Prix 0900 on the red button, BBC Sport website and at 0855 on @5livef1 #bbcf1
Absolutely piddling it down outside… Almost Texas type rain… Back yard is flooding it’s coming down so hard…
Let the News of The World advertisers know how you really feel: http://bit.ly/orooCE
My local O2 cell site is still down. Now mobile since Friday 1st, unless I walk 1/2mile out of the village and switch cells. O2 on the case
Early night for me. Today was really carp. i.e. memory like a goldfish. Totally cream crackered after no sleep yet again. Night Y’all
RT @charles_kasso: SEO Strategies - The Truth About Search Engine Optimization: http://tinyurl.com/3qbgbnn #love_it
WordPress 3.1.4 is out. Contains a security update. Update today, don’t delay! #wordpress #wp
June 2011
7 posts
tea and crumpet at 4.10am. Early start today :( Not much sleep again last night. Physio at 8.30am. Time to get some work done !!
“MasterChef - The Cake Mix” - http://ping.fm/cz1cf - worth a giggle.. @puddingface @GreggAWallace @Jtizzled23
Can anyone else dump on me from a gr8 height today? Now it’s ruddy thundering. Jeepers, give me a break. Today of all days… grrrr
I am so struggling today… teetering am I… teetering I say… grrrr
Wish I still had my old VTR :( Could do with a long run out to blast the cobwebs from my head. (no jokes about long runs & VTR pls)
Pretty impressed with the Wimbledon HD Trial at http://ping.fm/XJF1K even on my crud connection #wimbledon
Just had an absolutely gr8 Skype call with a really good friend from school days. Made my day !! Roll on this reunion !!!
October 2010
29 posts
Check out my contact details card at Retaggr! http://ping.fm/yKMWX
“While the voices in my head may not be real, they have some good ideas!”
http://is.gd/fYyTT - A Flock Of Seagulls – Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You) (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
The music industry might have been dealt a blow (http://ping.fm/IS69A) but those interested in the freedom of the net might cheer.
RT @bbctech: Music industry dealt piracy blow http://ping.fm/LXuUf
Good luck to the Chilean miners tonight! You wouldn’t get me in that cage for love nor money. I’d rather spend the rest of my life at 2100ft
Feel like death warmed up.Really dizzy and sicky :( Can’t move without the whole world spinning and I haven’t touched a drop! Not a good day
How can you get say it’s a singing competition when Wagner stays in and FYD goes out? It’s a popularity competition with a twist? #xfactor
FYD should be safe, but Katie will get the judges vote or Simon will throw his toys out of the pram #xfactor
Bye bye Nicolo… FYD must be safe… #xfactor
Wagner? No way!!! he should be dead and buried by now #xfactor
http://ping.fm/t8vcO Most embarrassing phone call from a customer (ASDA Customer Complaint Call) #humour
I never realised I had so much carp installed on my old m/c. It’s taking me an age to install all the apps I need on my new machine :(
New PC just arrived ! (Along with a new 2TB Buffalo Drive, 8 Port Switch and finally a new UPS !) - Today is gadget day !
RT @juliette_grace: O to the M to the G…. G-MAC :) #mcdowell #5live #rydercup
OMG !!! Well played G-Mac !!! That has to be an all time classic !! #rydercup #europewins
Golf needs to finish PDQ. Just had a phone call from #1 son who feels like death warmed up and needs picking up from college in an hour !!
Flaming heck.What a putt by Ricky Fowler.21yrs old and nerves of steel. And Zack Johnson beats Harrington. Now 13 1/2 vs 13 1/2 ! #rydercup
squeaky bum time at the #rydercup Couldn’t be a closer finish if you wanted. Comes down to E Molinari and G Mc !
We only need another 4 points to win back the #rydercup. Tis a lot closer than it sounds. Should be a cracking finish.
Boy George is a pr@ and I’m talking Osbourne, not O’Dowd.
Lee Westwood sinks a vital putt from 4ft to save his match and to take the match to the 17th just 1 down. #rydercup
RT @stephenfry Help stamp out stigma of Mental Health & Learning Disabilities. Now aiming for 100K pledges!http://bit.ly/8Z4Smf
RT @marcusbrig:At the Comedy Store in London tonight telling jokes 4 charity.It might be sold out by now.Come and see us.’Laughter For Life’