Tumbl'in Ma Bumbl'ins

Waffle on a scale not seen since the great Belgian Waffle Crisis of 1967

Jul 13

The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight. I’m just updating my status whilst I’m waiting for the kettle to boil #joke


oh bugger, why is there water still coming out of the ceiling 4 hours after the kids showered. Not today… please…


Jul 12

Kay Burley backed into a corner and fails to apologies. LMAO http://bit.ly/ncosTm #kayburley


Where is the sun ??? 17deg but feels freezing out there…


What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction. #joke


What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction. #joke


“The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death” #joke


RT @ChrisPirillo: Google+ sucks. Do you want to know why? http://bit.ly/o5boUS #g+ #google


When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when people try to cheer you up with half-assed clichés, kick em’ in the nuts.


Jul 10

I’d like to thank the miserable s**t that roofied my son last night, stole his money, his phone and bundled him into a ditch and left him


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